# Philosophy but painful

**URL:** <https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178>\
**Category:** Off-Topic\
**Created:** [February 22, 2022, 2:54pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178 "2022-02-22T14:54:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![TheBredMeister](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/thebredmeister/32/11878_2.png) [@TheBredMeister](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/TheBredMeister)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 2:54pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/1 "2022-02-22T14:54:15Z")

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Post weird questions or observations about the nature of the universe. They will be something along the lines of this:

“If you light a lighter, the lighter the lighter gets, until the lighter is too light to light.”

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**Author:** ![TheBredMeister](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/thebredmeister/32/11878_2.png) [@TheBredMeister](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/TheBredMeister)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 3:00pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/2 "2022-02-22T15:00:18Z")

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If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?

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**Author:** ![TheBredMeister](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/thebredmeister/32/11878_2.png) [@TheBredMeister](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/TheBredMeister)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 3:10pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/3 "2022-02-22T15:10:10Z")

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An elephant is just a six ton monster with spikes and a face with tentacles

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**Author:** ![riticmaster908](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/riticmaster908/32/43503_2.png) [@riticmaster908](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/riticmaster908)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 4:28pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/4 "2022-02-22T16:28:04Z")

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being shot by a arrow is being long distance stabbed.

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**Author:** ![riticmaster908](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/riticmaster908/32/43503_2.png) [@riticmaster908](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/riticmaster908)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 4:28pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/5 "2022-02-22T16:28:44Z")

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If a mousquito bites my brain would it suck blood or brain?

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**Author:** ![qwerty](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/qwerty/32/30493_2.png) [@qwerty](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/qwerty)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 6:06pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/6 "2022-02-22T18:06:47Z")

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_Or would it be your skull?_

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**Author:** ![cheddarcheese](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/cheddarcheese/32/22417_2.png) [@cheddarcheese](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/cheddarcheese)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 10:50pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/7 "2022-02-22T22:50:00Z")

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if a fly loses it wings, does it become a walk?

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**Author:** ![Vanessa](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/vanessa/32/33899_2.png) [@Vanessa](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/Vanessa)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 11:00pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/8 "2022-02-22T23:00:36Z")

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We always think that people with glasses are smart but they probably failed a test to get them there in the first place.

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**Author:** ![qwerty](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/qwerty/32/30493_2.png) [@qwerty](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/qwerty)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 11:01pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/9 "2022-02-22T23:01:10Z")

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They definitely failed a test

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**Author:** ![TheBredMeister](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/thebredmeister/32/11878_2.png) [@TheBredMeister](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/TheBredMeister)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 11:08pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/10 "2022-02-22T23:08:06Z")

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Is it paperwork if it’s done online?

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**Author:** ![qwerty](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/qwerty/32/30493_2.png) [@qwerty](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/qwerty)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 11:15pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/11 "2022-02-22T23:15:08Z")

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Uh, paperless-work?  
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**Author:** ![Endsoldier](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/endsoldier/32/27729_2.png) [@Endsoldier](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/Endsoldier)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 11:25pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/12 "2022-02-22T23:25:33Z")

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Blood. The brain is protected by the skull and it’s too far down.

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**Author:** ![cheddarcheese](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/cheddarcheese/32/22417_2.png) [@cheddarcheese](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/cheddarcheese)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 3:24am UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/13 "2022-02-23T03:24:06Z")

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Most people aren’t scared of being alone in the dark — they’re scared of not being alone in the dark.

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**Author:** ![cheddarcheese](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/cheddarcheese/32/22417_2.png) [@cheddarcheese](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/cheddarcheese)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 3:24am UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/14 "2022-02-23T03:24:59Z")

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Humans are afraid of being bitten by spiders even though they have more teeth. Spiders are afraid of being stepped on by humans even though they have more legs.

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**Author:** ![cheddarcheese](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/cheddarcheese/32/22417_2.png) [@cheddarcheese](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/cheddarcheese)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 3:25am UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/15 "2022-02-23T03:25:21Z")

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There are sidewalks in the _Cars_ movies, but they are all cars.

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**Author:** ![riticmaster908](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/riticmaster908/32/43503_2.png) [@riticmaster908](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/riticmaster908)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 12:57am UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/16 "2022-02-24T00:57:23Z")

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in btd6 how come one purple baloon beats 1000000 PLASMA bolts?

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**Author:** ![riticmaster908](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/riticmaster908/32/43503_2.png) [@riticmaster908](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/riticmaster908)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 12:58am UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/17 "2022-02-24T00:58:05Z")

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how come 1 camo balloon beats 1000000000 ninjas that throw spiky piles of pure destruction?

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**Author:** ![riticmaster908](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/riticmaster908/32/43503_2.png) [@riticmaster908](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/riticmaster908)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 12:58am UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/18 "2022-02-24T00:58:31Z")

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how come one heart shaped baloon beats a FREAKING SNIPER THAT SHOOTS 1000000000000 bullets per minute

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**Author:** ![TheBredMeister](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/thebredmeister/32/11878_2.png) [@TheBredMeister](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/TheBredMeister)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 1:28am UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/19 "2022-02-24T01:28:10Z")

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How come we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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**Author:** ![TheBredMeister](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/thebredmeister/32/11878_2.png) [@TheBredMeister](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/TheBredMeister)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 1:29am UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/philosophy-but-painful/32178/20 "2022-02-24T01:29:20Z")

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Every book you read is a remix of the dictionary.

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