# The 2021-2022 year Joke Tournament

**URL:** <https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672>\
**Category:** Off-Topic\
**Created:** [December 28, 2021, 5:08pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672 "2021-12-28T17:08:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![PeterPalov](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/peterpalov/32/45280_2.png) [@PeterPalov](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/PeterPalov)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 5:08pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/1 "2021-12-28T17:08:43Z")

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Here is the 2021-2022 year Joke Tournament.

The rules of the Tournament:

1. All jokes must not be against the rules of the Discourse.
2. You can write only 1 joke (and you can’t change it after posting). If you want to write more, you can do it in the Topic for jokes.
3. At the end of the Tournament I will post a poll, where you can choose the best joke. You can’t vote for your joke. (I hope you will play fair!)
4. You can post jokes in 72 hours after I make this topic. After this, I’ll make a poll, where you can vote in 48 hours after I make this poll (it will be closed after 48 hours).
5. Please do not post the jokes which were in the last Joke Tournament.  
I won’t take part in this tournament. I think that will be fair.

That’s all, I think. Good luck with Jokes!

P.S. If this counts as the same thread as last year Joke Tournament, please split it in [The Joke Tournament](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-joke-tournament/26277).

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**Author:** ![riticmaster908](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/riticmaster908/32/43503_2.png) [@riticmaster908](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/riticmaster908)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 6:34pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/2 "2021-12-28T18:34:43Z")

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wait.  
can it be a meme?

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**Author:** ![PeterPalov](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/peterpalov/32/45280_2.png) [@PeterPalov](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/PeterPalov)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 6:52pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/3 "2021-12-28T18:52:04Z")

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Uh, well, it would be better if it was a joke…  
PM me the meme and I’ll think, ok?  
I mean, if it is a joke with a picture it is acceptable. But if it is just a funny picture, then no.

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**Author:** ![Aya](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/aya/32/42680_2.png) [@Aya](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/Aya)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 6:54pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/4 "2021-12-28T18:54:45Z")

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Question: How do you make an octopus laugh?  
Answer: With ten-tickles!  
😁

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**Author:** ![riticmaster908](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/riticmaster908/32/43503_2.png) [@riticmaster908](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/riticmaster908)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 6:59pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/5 "2021-12-28T18:59:54Z")

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nice  
but what would u do for a squid?  
(not my joke lol)

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**Author:** ![PeterPalov](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/peterpalov/32/45280_2.png) [@PeterPalov](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/PeterPalov)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 7:00pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/6 "2021-12-28T19:00:29Z")

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Just… eat it. In a ~~cinnabon~~.

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**Author:** ![riticmaster908](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/riticmaster908/32/43503_2.png) [@riticmaster908](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/riticmaster908)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 7:01pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/7 "2021-12-28T19:01:04Z")

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ummmm WHAT THE H- (beeeeeep)

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**Author:** ![PeterPalov](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/peterpalov/32/45280_2.png) [@PeterPalov](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/PeterPalov)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 7:02pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/8 "2021-12-28T19:02:50Z")

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Okay, we are getting far off-topic. Better post a joke (about squid maybe) 👀

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**Author:** ![riticmaster908](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/riticmaster908/32/43503_2.png) [@riticmaster908](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/riticmaster908)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 7:03pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/9 "2021-12-28T19:03:24Z")

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ok aya  
dare u to tickle a real octopus with:  
 ![image](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/codecombat/original/3X/1/8/18dcb97bb33bfef80e7ee0424eff56e398e824c3.png)

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**Author:** ![riticmaster908](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/riticmaster908/32/43503_2.png) [@riticmaster908](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/riticmaster908)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 7:06pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/10 "2021-12-28T19:06:15Z")

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me: Can I teach you a joke?  
Siri: Get Siri-ous! Haha  
😁

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**Author:** ![Aya](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/aya/32/42680_2.png) [@Aya](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/Aya)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 7:09pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/11 "2021-12-28T19:09:26Z")

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Uhhh, i think im good octopus _and_ squid free 😇 🙃  
🐙

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**Author:** ![Aya](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/aya/32/42680_2.png) [@Aya](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/Aya)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 7:18pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/12 "2021-12-28T19:18:25Z")

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Peter, how about you make a wiki where everyone adds their joke so it will be easier to pick when voting?

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**Author:** ![enPointe77](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/enpointe77/32/43632_2.png) [@enPointe77](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/enPointe77)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 8:18pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/13 "2021-12-28T20:18:52Z")

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Do we have to make up our own joke, or can we take someone else’s?

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**Author:** ![enPointe77](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/enpointe77/32/43632_2.png) [@enPointe77](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/enPointe77)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 8:32pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/14 "2021-12-28T20:32:15Z")

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"A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. “Oh Lord,” prayed the missionary, “Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion.” And then, in the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: “Oh Lord,” he prayed, “I thank Thee for the food which I am about to receive.”

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**Author:** ![Vanessa](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/vanessa/32/33899_2.png) [@Vanessa](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/Vanessa)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 8:36pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/15 "2021-12-28T20:36:06Z")

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Person: Hey teacher, when are we actually going to use any of this?

Teacher: You? Never.

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**Author:** ![hellodaddy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/hellodaddy/32/30448_2.png) [@hellodaddy](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/hellodaddy)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 9:10pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/16 "2021-12-28T21:10:38Z")

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Why do teen age girls walk in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

because they just cant even 🙄

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**Author:** ![abc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2bfe46/32.png) [@abc](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/abc)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 11:14pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/17 "2021-12-28T23:14:46Z")

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I guess I will participate this year.

**Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some cross words.**

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**Author:** ![Anonym](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/anonym/32/47546_2.png) [@Anonym](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/Anonym)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2021, 1:40pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/18 "2021-12-29T13:40:42Z")

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Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.

_—William Petersen_  
And whoever thinks that 10 minutes is long for rebooting, never saw my first computer.  
_—me_

i am awful at joking, but i like new stuff!

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**Author:** ![PeterPalov](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/peterpalov/32/45280_2.png) [@PeterPalov](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/PeterPalov)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 4:03pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/19 "2021-12-30T16:03:30Z")

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1 day, 1 hour and 5 minutes left.  
6 jokes currently. 👀

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**Author:** ![cheddarcheese](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/cheddarcheese/32/22417_2.png) [@cheddarcheese](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/cheddarcheese)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 1:29am UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-2021-2022-year-joke-tournament/31672/20 "2021-12-31T01:29:07Z")

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kinda dark maybe? im not sure.

one day two hunters were hunting deer but on hunter suddenly fell to the ground. the other hunter called the hospital and said: Help my friend has collapsed and i think hes dead.  
the responder said: Are you sure hes dead?  
_there was a loud bang_  
the hunter: Yeah I am now.

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