# The Topic For Tall Tails Short Tails Skinny Tales Long Tails and Even vaugly True Tales

**URL:** <https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-topic-for-tall-tails-short-tails-skinny-tales-long-tails-and-even-vaugly-true-tales/36868>\
**Category:** Off-Topic\
**Created:** [February 6, 2024, 6:21pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-topic-for-tall-tails-short-tails-skinny-tales-long-tails-and-even-vaugly-true-tales/36868 "2024-02-06T18:21:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![iggymaster99](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/iggymaster99/32/34666_2.png) [@iggymaster99](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/iggymaster99)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 6:21pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-topic-for-tall-tails-short-tails-skinny-tales-long-tails-and-even-vaugly-true-tales/36868/1 "2024-02-06T18:21:36Z")

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I saw a bunch of Tall Tails on the memes topic so I decided to make this topic. Have fun!

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**Author:** ![iggymaster99](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/iggymaster99/32/34666_2.png) [@iggymaster99](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/iggymaster99)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 6:22pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-topic-for-tall-tails-short-tails-skinny-tales-long-tails-and-even-vaugly-true-tales/36868/2 "2024-02-06T18:22:37Z")

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Like this one:

> [@The Memes Topic](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-memes-topic/21163/4478):
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> I’m 114 I drove my cybertruck into the bermuda triangle and got arrested by the cubean coast guard. They let me off with at $1 ticket and a warning. I got my drivers licence revoked 31 times after driving my car of a cliff, causing a traffic jam in area 51, and running over 21 M1 abrams tanks.  
> P.S. This is 100% true.

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**Author:** ![Piano\_Zombie](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/piano_zombie/32/22424_2.png) [@Piano\_Zombie](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/Piano_Zombie)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2024, 1:12am UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-topic-for-tall-tails-short-tails-skinny-tales-long-tails-and-even-vaugly-true-tales/36868/3 "2024-02-07T01:12:19Z")

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Oh, I got one!

In 5th grade, I was in a club that me and my friends made called the ISRDC\* (don’t ask me what it stood for) and we were planning an attack on Russia. We would send an intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) to Russia and when it would explode it would toilet paper and egg every single house in Russia. So, the club got to work and we got a crap ton of eggs and toilet paper to load the missile. Unfortunately, my 5th grade teacher Ms.S was in the way of our plans. So, we sacrificed this girl in our class to weaken Ms. S so she wouldn’t interfere with our plans. Sadly, we never got the resources to finish building the rest of the ICBM 😔. Though, we did manage to make a secret headquarters with some cozy couches! If you’re wondering, the ISRDC disbanded in 2019-2020, so operations are no longer done.

P.S. This _may_ be partially true

\*Tbh, the name was really long so I can’t remember the full name. So, take the acronym with a grain of salt.

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**Author:** ![MarmiteOnToast](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/marmiteontoast/32/46649_2.png) [@MarmiteOnToast](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/MarmiteOnToast)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2024, 8:00am UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-topic-for-tall-tails-short-tails-skinny-tales-long-tails-and-even-vaugly-true-tales/36868/4 "2024-02-07T08:00:32Z")

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> [@Piano\_Zombie](#):
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> We would send an intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) to Russia

> [@Piano\_Zombie](#):
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> we sacrificed this girl in our class

> [@Piano\_Zombie](#):
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> secret headquarters

(。\_。)… (⊙ˍ⊙)

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**Author:** ![JustALuke](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/justaluke/32/43608_2.png) [@JustALuke](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/JustALuke)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2024, 2:35pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-topic-for-tall-tails-short-tails-skinny-tales-long-tails-and-even-vaugly-true-tales/36868/5 "2024-02-07T14:35:06Z")

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In WW2 they dropped propaganda leaflets over enemy cities; so this could’ve partially been true.

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**Author:** ![iggymaster99](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.codecombat.com/iggymaster99/32/34666_2.png) [@iggymaster99](https://discourse.codecombat.com/u/iggymaster99)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2024, 3:14pm UTC](https://discourse.codecombat.com/t/the-topic-for-tall-tails-short-tails-skinny-tales-long-tails-and-even-vaugly-true-tales/36868/6 "2024-02-07T15:14:00Z")

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Heres one!  
In minecraft when I spawned in a world I decided to mine down to bedrock with my fists. I pointed my crosshair straight down and put a rock on the mouse to hold down left click. When I came back I somehow mined straight through the bedrock with my fists!  
(No part of this story is even vaugly true)