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You can send jokes here.
For example,
At school:
(Teacher)-Sam, if apples are pence a kilo, how many kilos can you get for £3.40?
(Sam)- None, sir.
(Teacher)- What do you mean none?
(Sam)- I’d buy a lot of chips instead.
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The 3 unwritten rules of life:
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Another jokes:
In airport.
-I have to be in London at 6:30 in the evening. How long does it take to fly?
-Just a minute…
-Oh, that’s fast! Thank you!

In school:
(Teacher) - Repeat after me, please. I walked, You walked, He walked…
(Student) - I wallked… Yoou walked… He waalked…
(Teacher) - Faster, please.
(Student) - I ran. You ran. He ran.
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In a Pizzeria.
-I’d like the vegetarian pizza, please. And I’m in a hurry. Will it be long?
-No, sir! It will be round as usual!
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Yesterday my son asked “Can I have a book, Mark?” Eleven years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian. (My name isn’t actually brian)

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Funny jokes!
P.S. If your name is Luna your nick name is a joke because in Russian luna (луна) is moon. LOL. :rofl:

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And luna in Romanian literally means moon. :grin:

Andrei

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Really?! I didn’t know that!

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Very interesting! 2000000

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Yea that was on purpose lol

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So, you know Russian or Romanian?

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Another joke:
In mousetraps shop.
-I would like to buy a mousetrap, please.
-Certainly, sir.
-Could you be quick, please? I have to catch a bus.
-I’m sorry sir, but I don’t like telling people lies. This is the biggest trap in the shop, but it won’t catch a bus.
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Very funny! :rofl: :rofl:

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Yes, thanks.
You can send your jokes here :wink:

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I don’t know any funny jokes :disappointed_relieved:

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Neither, it’s also moon in Spanish

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Very interesting… (20 chars)

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So, that’s why. 200000

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I’m thinking about learning Russian though after German

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Yes, learning languages is interesting.

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