Topic for Quotes 🗣️

[eiqcrmeliutgwhc]

everyone in the class will be destroyed, annihilated, pummeled, humbled, obliterated,and absolutely PULVERIZED by me because i. am. death.
-may or may not be me

What if he’s listening to taylor swift again?
-my friend

then play a kurzgesagt video
-me

Right
-my friend

and then feed him flies :D
-me

can a nuclear bomb count as an example of radiation or would i need a different example
-me

PAY YOUR TAXESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssss
-me

can i get money to pay my taxes
-my friend

i love eatkng coffeeeeeeee
-me at 2:01 am

[riticmaster908]

@Piano_Zombie

BRO MY FRIEND JUST BLUE SCREENED MY COMPUTER

@JustALuke

quick, dunk it in hot sauce

@MarmiteOnToast

eat the computer

Golden pm find right here

[A.Lee452]

@JustALuke

then shoot it with nerf pistols until it concedes defeat

@MarmiteOnToast

if the computer does not concede defeat, slowly remove components from the device’s audio interface one at a time

@JustALuke

if it still resists, connect a mouse and throw it in a washing machine set on high
then remove all the keys and lock it in a box full of millipedes

[eiqcrmeliutgwhc]

@TheCodingCrusader22

@MarmiteOnToast

your innocence

wuts dat

@MarmiteOnToast

It exactly matches the name character limit (peak identity theft efficiency)

@A.Lee452

Why do we talk about this

@MarmiteOnToast

I don’t know!

@MarmiteOnToast

let’s go gambling!

@A.Lee452

Idk anymore I’m so confused

@MarmiteOnToast

join the club

@eiqcrmeliutgwhc

We shall go back onto the intentions of this message; the great, glorious delicacy of meats known as SPAM.

@Johnathonaldridge

Gross and disgusting.

@MarmiteOnToast

First cats, now spam? WHY JOHNATHON WHY

@eiqcrmeliutgwhc

Toast, we must remove this heretic at once!

@MarmiteOnToast

HOW MUCH

gosh diddly darn inflation, beer costs £10 a pint in central london now

@A.Lee452

Stop fighting over spam

@MarmiteOnToast

NEVER

@eiqcrmeliutgwhc

NEVER

I can’t make this up

[A.Lee452]

Wait wait when did I ever join that conversation

[eiqcrmeliutgwhc]

@PeterPalov

to whatever happened here

@PeterPalov

Potato is not a gloriouw delicasy

@A.Lee452

smacks pie in marmite’s face

@MarmiteOnToast

muchas gracias

@eiqcrmeliutgwhc

i’m going broke today

@MarmiteOnToast

What’s money?

@MarmiteOnToast

just share all the numbers and info on your credit card pls and we’ll totally pay you (100% not a scam)

@PeterPalov

It’s not like I remember them

@eiqcrmeliutgwhc

dang

had a valid excuse

@MarmiteOnToast

pls dont stalk me and nuke my house thank you

@TheCodingCrusader22

American also uses miles and inches and feet so we just like things not making sense

@eiqcrmeliutgwhc

can you get charged with texting while driving in the game?

This all took place in one hour and one PM.

This took place in the next PM:

@A.Lee452

Why yall acting like children

@MarmiteOnToast

Because we are children, child.

@Johnathonaldridge

Why are you acting like my mother?

@TheCodingCrusader22

Because we are children😎

@eiqcrmeliutgwhc

CRYPTIC ONE.

I’ve always wondered what the last one meant.

Also quick war:

@Johnathonaldridge

Ya. We started a nuclear war.

@eiqcrmeliutgwhc

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

@eiqcrmeliutgwhc

i’mma start a war

chomps on toast

@Johnathonaldridge

Shoots bird in tree.

@MarmiteOnToast

Ouch launches nuke

@eiqcrmeliutgwhc

throws apple at concussion range

@Johnathonaldridge

Don’t worry…
Takes bread from bird, and uses marmite to glue it back

@MarmiteOnToast

yay

@eiqcrmeliutgwhc

shoots off-brand Man

@Johnathonaldridge

How could you!
How Dare YOU!!!

@eiqcrmeliutgwhc

chompity chompity marmite i’ll eat you

wait a HOT minute what the-

@riticmaster908

plays karma by JoJo siwa on everyone’s phone

@MarmiteOnToast

EW DELETE IT EURGH

@Johnathonaldridge

That was a low blow.

@riticmaster908

plays Taylor swift next

@Johnathonaldridge

There is no hope…

[TheCodingCrusader22]

“buchakids is the Chanel on which I will be posting adult content”
Sambucha

[The_weird_person]

“My wife will be at the concert” who’s your wife? “Batman”- my stand partner

[TheCodingCrusader22]

As a child I yearned for the mines
Steve

[A.Lee452]

“nobody’s perfect, so don’t expect yourself to be. If something doesn’t work out then just keep going. Work hard now so that later it’ll be easier”
my bro’s pep talk

[eiqcrmeliutgwhc]

I must cure your brainrot with the magic of classical music!

-me

I am the tax collector and now I must fanum tax your food because I’m a-

-also me

Thanksgiving is close.

-me

So?

-someone else

That means that I can embrace my inner big back in a week.

-me

[Lemonlikeslimes]

hey Ik you’re probably doing your mock region right now, but you got this man, I believe in you, you’re an amazing flute player and you deserve to move up chairs! (if you are) you got this !!!

[A.Lee452]

Oh uh thanks
you too

[A.Lee452]

@Thump

That’s a myth that is not true. Take me for instance, started drinking when I was 9

[enPointe77]

It’s true guys

[TheCodingCrusader22]

Thumps an alcoholic

[eiqcrmeliutgwhc]

i committed 17 war crimes last night and didn’t get caught

-numerous people in my class

THERE’S SO MUCH TOILET WATER ON THE FLOOR!!!

-someone in P.E.

OH MY GOD

-someone else

How did that happen?

-another person

Alright, who decided it’d be a good idea to-

-me

You need to pay your life’s extended warranty.

-my friend 9 hours ago

Hello there, sir, and I have to remind you of your car’s extended warranty. If you don’t pay up, it’ll be night-night for you, as well as a reminder that you won’t have a car to flex on in Heaven.

-me in 5 minutes

Please get out tomorrow’s work.

-my math teacher

Write a function to represent the amount of hair she loses from sitting in that chair.

-someone after someone was complaining about the chair bolts ripping out her hair

EAT COWS

-me after my math teacher thought I needed to say something

How many bricks did you eat last night?

-me

[fastfisch]

When did Thump say this?

[MarmiteOnToast]

Please try not to discuss such matters outside of the PMs

As for where Thump said that, I imagine she probably said it in a separate PM with only A.Lee452

[fastfisch]

Oh, sorry. I won’t talk about it anymore.