“D.P.D!” “Oo!” “Ma’am you are under arrest for eating the forbidden snack!” “To the station CRIMINAL!”
girls: do we have to play dodgeball coach? can’t we just chill?
boys:
Asian parents at a buffet be like:
Eat more pork!
You see that old lady getting the king crab? You can run faster!
Eat more Ribs!
Why u so fat?!
If you think you’re dumb remember this:
Eyup. My mother went to college, and still can’t help me with Math homeowrk,
you guys have parrents?
Yes it is, holy GOD yay-
There’s nothing more satisfying then hearing the bell on the last day of school
Last year my school had a donut eating contest on the last day of school, and I won eating 15 donuts in 20 minutes. Somehow I did not get sick and I have no diabetes + I’m in good shape
Cool- that’s disgusting, coulda lived without that ;-;
I am organizing a math book ritual at the end of the school year this year. Basically everybody brings their math books, dance around the math books then rip them up. I already have 127 math books stored in unclaimed lockers. I have math books from 6, 7th and 8th grade. Looking at this plan I have, I am thinking: Am I the guy who needs mental help?
My friends had a ritual where they… center finger… a pile of trash and scream at it for an entire two weeks until they were told to stop
Sometimes you have to let your insanity out in the most insane ways
In this case, who is more… not okay?
My friends who are doing the ritual, or the teachers who didn’t notice what they were doing for an entire two weeks?
Yes. We are all not okay. All of the above
AHEM- watch him vs. leg. It’s more than disrespectful
Inhale intensifies YOU- and those where the last words a discord furry heard before Pakgod proceeded to annihilate them