Dear Leo, you can use slang words in a speech and still have it feel like a normal speech. Speeches don’t necessarily need to use proper, non- slang English to be a speech, like this one 'ere(coz, you know, just read on), but I will keep in mind what you said and make sure all my speeches are long from now on. I shall make sure you never have to write another speech about speeches just to tell me that I shouldn’t have written a sentence in a topic about speeches. You do not need to be unable to be able to have the ability to perform the needed ability to can, for I will no longer just write sentences for this topic. I will write proper speeches. Herinafter, I will momentarily exist in a position where I will not, shall not, and am not able to perform the task of being able to can the fact that I, an improper man as proved by the great gods and the state of the 4 sentences which I wrote myself, as a sad, and pathetic, lame excuse of a speech. To write such a thing, I have been withheld the ability to even attempt to can why. I, as a true wolf, do not understand that humans consider small things so hugely. Nick forgive me for I have sinned.
I would help you keep the Discourse clean, but it would be quite untowards of me not to pay mention of the unfortunate fact that, although it pains me greatly to say, I am unable to assist you in this particular endeavour(more colloquially known as the ability to can). My friends, pray forgive my inability to provide assistance in this most dire and pressing situtation. I do not find myself in the circumstances for it to be possible that I could potentially be able to have the capacity to help. This unfortunate event is due to the fact that I, @Monsty22, elder brother of @Monsty, Eldest son of the family, am a wolf. Due to the ordinary laws of the fundamental physics of the realm we live in, based on the nature of such, Wolves are regrettably withheld the ability to perform such actions and they are rendered useless at what time requested upon these challenges as they lack the ability to prepare what one requires them to do, hence, the failure of being able to can is inevitable. I am sorry, for I do not have the capability to be able to can anything. The ability of executing the undefined action of canning is not unfeasible to thee. From this time throughout the current forseeable future, because of a myriad of causes, notably unforseen and ill-fortunate sequences of events, I shall not, for I lack the ability to do so, execute the action beforehand mentioned or described in the form of an infinitive in the near future, however this action is known to more common folk who have a rather superficial understanding of the English vocabulary as the ability to “can”. Rate this speechmaking skill of thine, O friend @Anonym.
Or, as the even more illiterate peasants say it:
“I won’t do this again. I can’t get why I did it in the first place, but yeah, sure, thanks for the reminder
Btw did I say it nicely @Anonym?”