the king of the puns is back after who knows how long
Hello Y’all. I just got back. I’m starting a new contest! The end of it is on July 5th
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A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies “no, I’m traveling light.”
Did you hear about the ionic compound that attacked someone? It was later caught and charged with a-salt.
My friend David just had his ID stolen. We just call him Dav now.
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12 atoms of Sodium walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
excuse me sir your refridgerator is running u should probably go catch it
I found a rock with deoderant, and i asked him what brand it was. He said Geoderant.
A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a rum …………………. and coke.”
The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?”
The bear shrugs. “I was born with them.”
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Did you hear about the World War I soldier who survived both pepper spray and mustard gas? He was a seasoned veteran.
(REMINDER: LAST DAY! btw the date was extended bc i forgot…)
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Pick the winner. DONT VOTE YOURSLEF. voting open till I close it… might be open a long time.
I WIN YAY. XD 20 chars
oh comeon i lost by 1% 
new contest???
what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
what about a cow with TWO legs?
lean beef
i guess we can. short one tho. prob ending aug 3.
what would a cow that’s a knight be called?
Sir Loin Steak
hopefully I’m not milking anyone else’s jokes
get it MiLkInG
Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.
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I really like whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
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My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?" I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!
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