Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between the pot he uses to make potions and his best friend? A. They’re both cauld ron.
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
My friend noticed the atmosphere depressurizing. I said It’s the great depression!
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.
My math teacher likes only one dessert. PI.
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Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake.
hey this topic’s finally becoming undead.
6:30 is the best time on the clock…hands down
My soccer coach said get your butt over here. i ran at him backwards.
Why not go out on a limb? Isn’t that where all the fruit is?
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does a cringy pickup-line count as a pun
i think so but idk 20 chars
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
ok then.
Are you from tennisee? cuz your the only 10 I see!
ive heard that one before
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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You know what grows on trees???
leaves
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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like the person leaves the room
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I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
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