At least in the US, today marks the first day of summer!
The intent of this post is to parody the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas”…summer based! I’ve made it a wiki, so feel free to edit and add your own next line/stanza! (Please do not edit existing content, other than to add to it.)
On the first day of summer, my true love gave to me…
A bucket of pure tanning oil
On the second day of summer, my true love gave to me…
2 swimming pools with live crocodiles,
And a bucket of pure tanning oil
On the third day of summer, my true love gave to me…
3 ugly beach balls,
2 swimming pools with live crocodiles,
And a bucket of pure tanning oil
On the fourth day of summer, my true love gave to me…
4 kids a-splashing
3 ugly beach balls,
2 swimming pools with live crocodiles,
And a bucket of pure tanning oil
On the fifth day of summer, my true love gave to me…
5 stupid tan lines
4 kids a-splashing
3 ugly beach balls,
2 swimming pools with live crocodiles,
And a bucket of pure tanning oil
On the sixth day of summer, my true love gave to me…
6 popping blisters
5 stupid tan lines
4 kids a-splashing
3 ugly beach balls,
2 swimming pools with live crocodiles,
And a bucket of pure tanning oil
On the seventh day of summer, my true love gave to me…
7 snow cones a melting
6 popping blisters
5 stupid tan lines
4 kids a-splashing
3 ugly beach balls,
2 swimming pools with live crocodiles,
And a bucket of pure tanning oil
On the eighth day of summer, my true love gave to me…
8 entire suns
7 snow cones a melting
6 popping blisters
5 stupid tan lines
4 kids a-splashing
3 ugly beach balls,
2 swimming pool with live crocodiles,
And a bucket of pure tanning oil
On the ninth day of summer, my true love gave to me…
9 moldy cheesecakes
8 entire suns
7 snow cones a melting
6 popping blisters
5 stupid tan lines
4 kids a-splashing
3 ugly beach balls,
2 swimming pools with live crocodiles,
And a bucket of pure tanning oil
On the tenth day of summer, my true love gave to me…
10 cars a’ zooming
9 moldy cheesecakes
8 entire suns
7 snow cones a melting
6 popping blisters
5 stupid tan lines
4 kids a-splashing
3 ugly beach balls,
2 swimming pools with live crocodiles,
And a bucket of pure tanning oil
On the eleventh day of summer, my true love gave to me…