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On the first day of summer

At least in the US, today marks the first day of summer!

The intent of this post is to parody the song 'The Twelve Days of Christmas"…summer based! I’ve made it a wiki, so feel free to edit and add your own next line/stanza! (Please do not edit existing content, other than to add to it.)

On the first day of summer, my true love gave to me
A bucket of pure tanning oil

On the second day of summer, my true love gave to me
A swimming pool with a live crocodile
And a bucket of pure tanning oil

On the third day of summer, my true love gave to me
3 ugly beach balls,
A swimming pool with a live crocodile,
And a bucket of pure tanning oil

On the fourth day of summer, my true love gave to me
4 kids a-splashing
3 ugly beach balls,
A swimming pool with a live crocodile,
And a bucket of pure tanning oil

On the fifth day of summer, my true love gave to me…
5 stupid tan lines
4 kids a-splashing
3 ugly beach balls,
A swimming pool with a live crocodile,
And a bucket of pure tanning oil

On the sixth day of summer, my true love gave to me…
6 popping blisters
5 stupid tan lines
4 kids a-splashing
3 ugly beach balls,
A swimming pool with a live crocodile,
And a bucket of pure tanning oil

On the seventh day of summer, my true love gave to me…
7 snow cones a melting
6 popping blisters
5 stupid tan lines
4 kids a-splashing
3 ugly beach balls,
A swimming pool with a live crocodile,
And a bucket of pure tanning oil

On the eighth day of summer, my true love gave to me…

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on the first day of summer i sweltered in the heat…
here is an idea for first line or later on

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“Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do”…that would make an excellent second topic!

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