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Although I guess we can say these are fast crocodiles

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Hereā€™s the problem, most of these would kill you in like 60 secs or less :skull:

Assuming these animalsā€™ only goal is to kill you and cannot be intimidated or whatever to back down. This is what might happen:

100 rats would strip your bones clean. Not a good way to go

Same with the ants.

A hippo is literally like the most dangerous animal one here. You cannot beat that thing and it will chomp you in half with one bite.

The bear would do the same thing, but instead of biting you it would slash you with its claws and then bite where the most meat is.

The three crocs donā€™t seem so bad until you realize that they can run pretty fast and even if you get on top of one, others could maul you down. Also, if youā€™re cornered youā€™re done.

The dogs would probably just maul you to death. Even though one good kick could take one out, there are still like 4 more and then the one you took out will just get back up.

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Um. I just looked up Adam Brittonā€¦

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However, have you considered that thatā€™s the point? :clown_face: (joke)

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Can/Should humans be able to outrun crocs?

  • Yes
  • No
  • We Wear Them
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Yes I have. Also I forgot to say that the dogs would be your best bet probably. Since they canā€™t really kill you in 3 seconds.

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O_O

Oh

Maybe not a reliable source
Either way Iā€™d rather not be near crocodiles if thereā€™s a safer option

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Do we get weapons? :pleading_face: :pleading_face:

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HopefullyšŸ¤ž
20charshopestoo

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:bangbang::bangbang:

60 offenses :interrobang::interrobang:

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Maybe not the best thing to joke about, but I think the crocodiles were running away from him after seeing that criminal record.

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JustALuke?

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Hmmm not for that poll.
however
which weapon would you rather have to face fight one of the options?

  • A Swiss army knife
  • A revolver with one round (hope it doesnā€™t jam, eh?)
  • A rock (5-10 pounds lets say)
  • A riot shield
  • A staple gun
  • A javelin
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How big is the rock?

Edit: 5-10 pounds?! I think the rock needs a mass nerf.

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Wouldnā€™t you have to be active to vote?
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With this new information, Iā€™d fight a bear with a javelin

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Black bear or Brown bear?

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ok, if you fought 200 pro boxers(the person, not the dog), which weapon would you use?

  • Spear
  • Minigun with 200 rounds
  • Martial arts
  • Your kitty, sprinkles
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Black bear. Itā€™s still aggressive like everything else though

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Without googling it I think blackā€™s easier to fight

Hopefully Iā€™ve not misremembered (foreshadowing?)

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