ayo we legit went on a spree of like 20 posts
ik i still have a lot more XD
What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe? Narnia business!
the car had to practice driving again. he was a little rusty.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
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what do you call a burger that whaps you in the face?
a whapper.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands.
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An old man was on his death bed in Europe. He started singing the final countdown.
(the final countdown is by the band Europe)
What did the librarian say when the books were in a mess? We ought to be ashamed of ourshelves!
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My mom told me to go outside instead of play videogames. I said to my games, “Never gonna give you up”
Who was Socrates’ worst student? Mediocrities. Who was his busiest student? The one with a lot on his Plato
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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You know why aristotle was a tutor?
he was literally ArisTAUGHTle
When she saw her first strands of gray, she thought she’d dye.
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Someone sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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One day I noticed Angry Birds attacking my pigs
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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You know, Lanterns were revolutionary sources of light. The lighted the path to other forms of light.
I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a mussel.
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