I heard that one from a Youtuber… on Youtube…
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Yeah, I was a good one, though.
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Yeah, it’s really good.
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We build homes for criminals but not the homeless
Some superheroes only exist because a loved one died, and they go on to protect other people from death. Heroes are inadvertently preventing other heroes from being created.
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governments be giving criminals a roof over their head but not the homeless? like what
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Jail isn’t really a home.
Like, their “homes” are pretty nasty.
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okay yeah that’s a good point
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You know when Eric replies to you because he contradic-
overused cough
Homeless people would still appreciate it though.
Also every 24 hours is just everyone getting a day closer to death.
But most people only hate short-feeling weekends because they get closer to Monday.
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Usually, but not always. In some places, where are not many criminals, the jails are quite, or even really good. Still not a good place to live though. Freedom is more important.
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Yeah, I mean, some of them deserve it since they were probably put in since they did some crime.
That’s the whole point of jails.
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If I told you that I always lie, then I’d be telling the truth, so I’d be lying, so I’d be telling the truth, so I’d be lying, so I’d be telling the truth, so I’d be lying, so I’d be telling the truth.
So, if I continued, I’d be spamming.
I don’t always lie btw.
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Why isn’t the caps lock on the keyboard capitalized?
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LOL, good point, why isn’t it capitalized ._.
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They drive on the left side of the road in the UK, so does that make the left side the right side?
Mine is (sort of)
Please ignore the fact that the keys aren’t very clean. 
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resurrecting this topic (terrible spelling ik)
if the grim reaper dies, does another reaper reap the reapers soul?
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brooo
Are oranges orange because orange was orange or is orange orange because oranges were orange?
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How many wills could will smith smith if will smith will smith will smith?
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None cuz he will smith himself 
Not sure if this is suitable for this topic but…
Was in Dubai Future museum and saw a red button with words ‘MANUEL CONTROL’ on it.
Does that mean that there is some poor Manuel sitting and waiting for a fire?
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If trust goes both ways, why isn’t it a palindrome?
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