thanks to the showerthoughts reddit
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With great power comes a …great electricity bill.
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I am currently in Turkey and I can officially state that the Turkey is not present in any restaurant as a separate dish.
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The everything PM is a topic, that isn’t a topic. Oh, and it’s moderated, but not by moderators.
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did you know, that mosquitoes prefer people with blood type o than people with blood type a,b and ab?
Where’s the research in that?
science 
and google…
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Isn’t everything?
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It uses the foot here in the UK 
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Cameras
Apple should start a cafe / restaurant, where they only sell Mac ‘n’ cheese
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Macbooks lol
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Since earth is the third planet from the sun, doesn’t that mean all countries are third world countries?
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A philosopher says to a linguist “What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?” The linguist replied, “They’d be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.”
I have a slight feeling that that breaks at least one of the rules on the discourse
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Hmm, I’m not sure if it breaks it, I would say it walks the line, but yeah, you should remove it @FrostByte 
maybe blur it?(20chars)
While amusing, I can locate two issues with this post:
First is the location: this is supposed to be something that I have heard described as a Shower Thoughts hub. I don’t believe that this is the correct placement of this joke.
Second the content: this is a joke about murder and suicide. While it does not explicitly say this this is heavily implied, and is very close to violating the rules. Just to be safe you should delete it
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Yeah, you are probably right. Sorry!
It’s nearing the end of the semester at a prestigious university of philosophy. The 100+ students wait eagerly for the professor to enter the auditorium & begin their final exam. They all have their notebooks out, as the final is open book. The professor enters and, without saying a word, puts his chair on top of his podium.
He announces to the class, “Using everything that you know about philosophy, I want you to write an essay proving to me that this chair does not exist”. The students begin furiously writing, all except one guy sitting in the far back. He writes something down, turns it in, and is gone in less than a minute.
A week passes & the students gather outside to view their grades, looking upon the posting in utter horror. Every one of them had failed the course… all except the one guy. The students then gathered around him & ask him anxiously how he proved that the chair did not exist. His reply?
“What chair?”
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