Philosophy but painful

Post weird questions or observations about the nature of the universe. They will be something along the lines of this:

“If you light a lighter, the lighter the lighter gets, until the lighter is too light to light.”

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If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?

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An elephant is just a six ton monster with spikes and a face with tentacles

being shot by a arrow is being long distance stabbed.

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If a mousquito bites my brain would it suck blood or brain?

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Or would it be your skull?

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if a fly loses it wings, does it become a walk?

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We always think that people with glasses are smart but they probably failed a test to get them there in the first place.

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They definitely failed a test

Is it paperwork if it’s done online?

Uh, paperless-work?
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Blood. The brain is protected by the skull and it’s too far down.

Most people aren’t scared of being alone in the dark — they’re scared of not being alone in the dark.

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Humans are afraid of being bitten by spiders even though they have more teeth. Spiders are afraid of being stepped on by humans even though they have more legs.

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There are sidewalks in the Cars movies, but they are all cars.

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in btd6 how come one purple baloon beats 1000000 PLASMA bolts?

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how come 1 camo balloon beats 1000000000 ninjas that throw spiky piles of pure destruction?

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how come one heart shaped baloon beats a FREAKING SNIPER THAT SHOOTS 1000000000000 bullets per minute

How come we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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Every book you read is a remix of the dictionary.

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