Post weird questions or observations about the nature of the universe. They will be something along the lines of this:
“If you light a lighter, the lighter the lighter gets, until the lighter is too light to light.”
Post weird questions or observations about the nature of the universe. They will be something along the lines of this:
“If you light a lighter, the lighter the lighter gets, until the lighter is too light to light.”
If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?
An elephant is just a six ton monster with spikes and a face with tentacles
being shot by a arrow is being long distance stabbed.
If a mousquito bites my brain would it suck blood or brain?
Or would it be your skull?
if a fly loses it wings, does it become a walk?
We always think that people with glasses are smart but they probably failed a test to get them there in the first place.
They definitely failed a test
Is it paperwork if it’s done online?
Uh, paperless-work?
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Blood. The brain is protected by the skull and it’s too far down.
Most people aren’t scared of being alone in the dark — they’re scared of not being alone in the dark.
Humans are afraid of being bitten by spiders even though they have more teeth. Spiders are afraid of being stepped on by humans even though they have more legs.
There are sidewalks in the Cars movies, but they are all cars.
in btd6 how come one purple baloon beats 1000000 PLASMA bolts?
how come 1 camo balloon beats 1000000000 ninjas that throw spiky piles of pure destruction?
how come one heart shaped baloon beats a FREAKING SNIPER THAT SHOOTS 1000000000000 bullets per minute
How come we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Every book you read is a remix of the dictionary.