Philosophy but painful

Lol, this entire time, you’ve just been countering what ritic and cheddar have been saying.

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how was the first coding language coded?

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Who decided when the alphabet was put in alphabetical order?

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If Satan punishes bad people, doesn’t that make him good?

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If everyone blinked at the same time, how would we know?

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People could have been allergic to dinosaurs and had no idea.

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The only reason grocery stores run out of essential items is because people are afraid grocery stores will run out of essential items.

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The youngest picture of you is also the oldest picture of you.

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I am incredibly curious as to what happened here.

how come a theme park camera can catch a perfect picture of me speeding down the roller coaster at 60mph but a bank camera cant get a clear picture of a robber standing perfectly still

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if robbers were never caught how did they get CLEAR photos of their face?

The sinking of the Titanic must have seemed like a miracle to the kitchen crabs.
X88B88 appears to be a reflection of the word voodoo.
Apple has a feature called ‘air.’ Amazon is on fire. ‘Earth’ is available on Google. “I believe Microsoft should develop a product named ‘water.’
If Apple is going to build a house will they have windows?

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its strange how we use the term “as cheap as dirt” considering how expensive land is nowadays.

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Robbing at night with a ski mask.

they were probably dead.

Most likely they won’t build a house since they’re a tech company.

If you were selling a few grams of dirt it’d mean nothing, plus when we buy land we don’t neccesarily but farm land, and if we do that farm land is probably fertile land.

eric your killing the chat here!

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If we go to mars and find living creatures shoudn’t we be the aliens?

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it would be less scary to find a new species on mars or Jupiter than to find a human beings on them.

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If you spill a cleaning product would you still make a mess?

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if you drop a bar of soap is the soap dirty or is the ground clean?

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Soap is dirty. The ground is full of bacteria.

… Yes. That is a whole bottle of liquid consentrated in one place that place might be “clean” but it would be sticky.

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