The Dad Joke Topic

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Put down any appropriate dad jokes and enjoy yourself.

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  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  3. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired!
  4. Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish!
  5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
  6. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
  7. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
  8. Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes? They could crack up!
  9. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
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Erm atoms dont actually make up everything🤓

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What? They don’t?!

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Oh, I didn’t know that! Thanks for the info :)

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I like the new profile picture Marmite.

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Oh, and yes, they do. They lied that they made up everything in the universe. They really did make it all up.

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Also your chart is a little off. The universe is composed of 5% ordinary matter, 27% dark matter, and 68% dark energy.

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ik i just copy pasted the first one i saw i could not be bothered

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Why did the old man fall down the well? He couldn’t see that well. :laughing: :laughing:

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I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn’t. It had plenty of spirit but no body. :laughing: :laughing:

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How many storm troopers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they are all on the dark side. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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