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The Joke Tournament

Hello, I have an idea of a Tournament!
The rules of tournament:

  1. All jokes must not be against the rules of the Forum.
  2. You can write only 1 joke. (and you can’t change it after posting) If you want write more, you can do it in Topic for jokes.
  3. At the end of tournament I will post a poll, where you can choose the best joke. You can’t vote for your joke. (I hope you will play fair!)
  4. You can post jokes in 72 hours after I make this topic. After this, I’ll make a poll, where you can vote in 48 hours after I make this poll (it will be closed after 48 hours).

I won’t take part in this tournament. I think that would be fair.

That’s all, I think. Good luck with Jokes!

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@PeterPalov, set the topic to #off-topic

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But, how did you get an idea of a joke tournament?

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Why? I sat on by bed and thought, why not to make a Jokes Tournament?

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Joke:
Person 1: ~What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
Person 2: ~I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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Nice! I’m glad to see there is already first joke!

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson were going camping. They pitched their tents under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes woke up and said: “Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see,” “I see billions of stars,” said Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” said Holmes. “Well, if there are billions of stars, some might have superhabitable planets like earth out there. And if there are superhabitable planets like earth, there might also be life,” said Watson. And to that , Sherlock replied: “No, you dummy! It means someone stole our tent!”

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Oh, I remember a joke on Russian about chicken and road, but I can’t translate it because the joke will not be joke after translating, unfortunately…

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my joke
Q: Why did the Bicycle Collapse?
A: because it was two tired
:smirk:

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what does meme man and queen elizabeth have in common?
they both never die

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What do you call a pig that does karate?
a pork chop

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1 day is left! Don’t forget to write a joke!

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(If you did not)

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it did

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Nice joke, @Monsty!
But…

You can write only 1 joke. (and you can’t change it after posting) If you want write more, you can do it in Topic for jokes.

Because if people will post here jokes not on Tournament this topic will be closed as “simular” topic. So don’t forget about Tournament Rules. :slightly_smiling_face:

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I did a joke switcherooni, so the camping joke is my first joke.

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No, the rules say you can’t change the first joke. So please change it back.

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@Falcons118, congrats on having Nice Reply!
@Deadpool198, congrats on having almost Nice Reply!
Also, thanks to everyone who took a part in this Tournament. :grinning:
Now I’m going to make a poll where you can choose best joke!

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Lol I got into a loophole and now the Sherlock joke is my official joke tournament joke now.

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Yes, but next time you won’t be in a final poll. That’s unfair.

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