Lol baygulls, bagels 
. Here’s one.
What is a flying plate called?
An air “plate”.
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“Did you hear the rumor about the butter?”
“No.”
“Alright, I’m not gonna spread it.”
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lol I’ve heard that joke
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Welcome back @MrEric20! 
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The lamest pun ever.
What do you call a lemon that helps people?
Lemon aid!
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Why did the chicken-
I’ve already told that one?
Mk…
Uh…
What do you call an orange that help-
Too similar to another one?
Mk…
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because seven eight nine
That one’s really lame, it only works when you only think of the sounds of the words.
Even more lame:
Why did the comedian break his leg?
He wanted to tell a lame pun.
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Where can a zombie not go?
The living room!!
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what did the creeper say to the player?
open the door or I’ll open the wall
That’s not really a pun though, it’s a joke
good enough, right? 
I think smoking is doing something terrible to his eyes…
Alright, I’ll post one:
A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.
I’ve always liked that one.
Ohhhh, nice one Thump
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What happens if alpacas take over the world?
An Alpacalypse!
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you are making it hard for me to choose a winner
It’s hard because people did multiple jokes. Therefore, unless they choose one to “submit”, they have a higher chance of winning.
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ya (200000000000000)
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I had a not smart light bulb, so it’s not very bright.
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never challenge the grim reaper to a pillow fight.
beware of the reaper cushions
last dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy