The 2021-2022 year Joke Tournament

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Here is the 2021-2022 year Joke Tournament.

The rules of the Tournament:

  1. All jokes must not be against the rules of the Discourse.
  2. You can write only 1 joke (and you can’t change it after posting). If you want to write more, you can do it in the Topic for jokes.
  3. At the end of the Tournament I will post a poll, where you can choose the best joke. You can’t vote for your joke. (I hope you will play fair!)
  4. You can post jokes in 72 hours after I make this topic. After this, I’ll make a poll, where you can vote in 48 hours after I make this poll (it will be closed after 48 hours).
  5. Please do not post the jokes which were in the last Joke Tournament.
    I won’t take part in this tournament. I think that will be fair.

That’s all, I think. Good luck with Jokes!

P.S. If this counts as the same thread as last year Joke Tournament, please split it in The Joke Tournament.

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wait.
can it be a meme?

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Uh, well, it would be better if it was a joke…
PM me the meme and I’ll think, ok?
I mean, if it is a joke with a picture it is acceptable. But if it is just a funny picture, then no.

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Question: How do you make an octopus laugh?
Answer: With ten-tickles!
:grin:

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nice
but what would u do for a squid?
(not my joke lol)

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Just… eat it. In a cinnabon.

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ummmm WHAT THE H- (beeeeeep)

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Okay, we are getting far off-topic. Better post a joke (about squid maybe) :eyes:

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ok aya
dare u to tickle a real octopus with:
image

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me: Can I teach you a joke?
Siri: Get Siri-ous! Haha
:grin:

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Uhhh, i think im good octopus and squid free :innocent: :upside_down_face:
:octopus:

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Peter, how about you make a wiki where everyone adds their joke so it will be easier to pick when voting?

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Do we have to make up our own joke, or can we take someone else’s?

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"A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. “Oh Lord,” prayed the missionary, “Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion.” And then, in the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: “Oh Lord,” he prayed, “I thank Thee for the food which I am about to receive.”

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Person: Hey teacher, when are we actually going to use any of this?

Teacher: You? Never.

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Why do teen age girls walk in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

because they just cant even :roll_eyes:

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I guess I will participate this year.

Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some cross words.

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Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.

—William Petersen
And whoever thinks that 10 minutes is long for rebooting, never saw my first computer.
—me

i am awful at joking, but i like new stuff!

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1 day, 1 hour and 5 minutes left.
6 jokes currently. :eyes:

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kinda dark maybe? im not sure.

one day two hunters were hunting deer but on hunter suddenly fell to the ground. the other hunter called the hospital and said: Help my friend has collapsed and i think hes dead.
the responder said: Are you sure hes dead?
there was a loud bang
the hunter: Yeah I am now.

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