The 2021-2022 year Joke Tournament

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I keep seeing things like that on TikTok.

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So… It ended. I will make a poll now.

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Whose joke is the best?

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Choose the joke that you like most!
Warning: Do not vote your joke, even if you like it most.
Good luck everyone!

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Congratulations, @abc! You won the 2021-2022 Joke Tournament!
Thanks to everyone who particiapted!

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Should I do a Joke Tournament next year?
  • Yes
  • No
  • Make another tournament

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What does the last option mean?

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It means that I should make another Tournament but with another task (for example, a lego tournament or a best food tournament, etc.).

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My old science teacher used to tell that one.

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What are the deadliest type of insects?

Programming Bugs.

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Here’s one a chemistry teacher told me explaining significant figures:
The man asked a guard working at a history museum, “How old is that t-rex skull?”
The guard answered, “150 million years and two weeks”
The man replied, “How do you know it’s two weeks?”
The guard answered, “Easy. I started working here two weeks ago and they told me it was 150 million years old.”

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Here’s one my friend told me (its related to science i guess):

One day an atom asked another atom
atom1 ‘Why do you look so down’
atom2 ‘I just lost an electron’
atom1 ‘Oh no! Are you sure?’
atom2 ‘I’m positive’

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ooh I’ve got 1

How do rocks freshen up?
Geoderant!

(get it, Geode)

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