Hi everyone! Today is the 28th of December and that means that it is time for another Joke Tournament!
The rules of the Tournament are below  :
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- All jokes must not be against the rules of the Discourse.
- You can write only 1 joke. (and you can’t change it after posting) If you want to write more, you can do it in Topic for jokes.
- At the end of tournament I will post a poll, where you can choose the best joke. You can’t vote for your joke. (I hope you will play fair!)
- You can post jokes in 72 hours after I make this topic. After this, I’ll make a poll, where you can vote in 48 hours after I make this poll (it will be closed after 48 hours).
Unfortunately, I lost Regular and I can’t make a wiki post, so please send your joke as a post in the following format:
Nickname's Joke: 
[text of the joke]
Example:
PeterPalov's Joke:
What did the slow tomato say to the others running faster?
Answer: I’ll ketchup!
If you have any questions about the Tournament, please PM me with the title: “Joke Tournament Questions”, so I can answer them as soon as possible. Please do NOT ask the question in the thread.
Happy holidays and Good luck in the contest!
Peter
             
            
              
              
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              Here, I’ll make a wiki post. Everyone can put their jokes in this post 
Thump's Joke:
Q. What do you break the moment you name it?
Answer: Silence
Ritics joke:
Why cant a skeleton play poker?
Answer: They dont have the guts to go all in
Anonyms joke:
Q: What are your plans for today?
A: Me and my friend will go to the optics shop to buy glasses.
Q: And then?
A: And then we shall see.
             
            
              
              
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              guys ya’ll need to give us some jokes 
look it up online if it helps. Any clean joke is fine lol
             
            
              
              
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              Not that many jokes this year…
Whose joke is the best?
- Thump’s joke
- Ritic’s joke
- Anonym’s joke
 
 
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
            
              You should add your joke in Peter
             
            
              
              
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              I added one late is that okay
             
            
              
              
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              No that’s not okay 
You missed the deadline and the poll is halfway through the voting process before it’s closed.
             
            
              
              
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              Congratulations @Anonym, you won the Tournament!
There were 3 jokes total but @riticmaster908 is disqualified for not playing fair (he broke Rule 3 by voting for his own joke), so there were 2 participants.
Thank you all for the contest, I hope that next year there will be more jokes.
             
            
              
              
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              After you disqualify him there are only 2 ppl…
             
            
              
              
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              I’m new here so I didn’t know this was happening but I will make sure to be there next year!
             
            
              
              
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              Ya I was a joke competition to see who has the best joke but it is already over… no worries cause there will be one next year on Dec 28 ! 