The 2024-2025 year Joke Tournament

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Hi everyone! Today is the 28th of December and that means that it is time for another Joke Tournament!
The rules of the Tournament are below :arrow_down::

  1. All jokes must not be against the rules of the Discourse.
  2. You can write only 1 joke. (and you can’t change it after posting) If you want to write more, you can do it in Topic for jokes.
  3. At the end of tournament I will post a poll, where you can choose the best joke. You can’t vote for your joke. (I hope you will play fair!)
  4. You can post jokes in 72 hours after I make this topic. After this, I’ll make a poll, where you can vote in 48 hours after I make this poll (it will be closed after 48 hours).

Unfortunately, I lost Regular and I can’t make a wiki post, so please send your joke as a post in the following format:

Nickname's Joke: 
[text of the joke]

Example:
PeterPalov's Joke:
What did the slow tomato say to the others running faster?
Answer: I’ll ketchup!

If you have any questions about the Tournament, please PM me with the title: “Joke Tournament Questions”, so I can answer them as soon as possible. Please do NOT ask the question in the thread.

Happy holidays and Good luck in the contest!
Peter

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Here, I’ll make a wiki post. Everyone can put their jokes in this post :slightly_smiling_face:

Thump's Joke:
Q. What do you break the moment you name it?
Answer: Silence

Ritics joke:
Why cant a skeleton play poker?
Answer: They dont have the guts to go all in

Anonyms joke:
Q: What are your plans for today?
A: Me and my friend will go to the optics shop to buy glasses.
Q: And then?
A: And then we shall see.

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guys ya’ll need to give us some jokes :sob:
look it up online if it helps. Any clean joke is fine lol

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Not that many jokes this year…

Whose joke is the best?
  • Thump’s joke
  • Ritic’s joke
  • Anonym’s joke
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You should add your joke in Peter

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I added one late is that okay

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No that’s not okay :sob:
You missed the deadline and the poll is halfway through the voting process before it’s closed.

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Darn itttttt :sob:
Fine

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Congratulations @Anonym, you won the Tournament!
There were 3 jokes total but @riticmaster908 is disqualified for not playing fair (he broke Rule 3 by voting for his own joke), so there were 2 participants.
Thank you all for the contest, I hope that next year there will be more jokes.

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Thank you! : D

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After you disqualify him there are only 2 ppl…

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I’m new here so I didn’t know this was happening but I will make sure to be there next year!

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